Lady and the Lineman

Lady: She is a housewife by winter, early riser by summer. Loves watching episodes of friends back to back. Freshly made beds. Can fall in love. Date nights. Loves the traveling life. Eats sweets. Strives to make the perfect pie crust. Always bickering with him. Harry Potter fan. Can sleep 12 hours. Decorates her life. Homebody.

Lineman: Above average beer Brewer. John Wayne Loving Gun Carrying, duck hunting Alaskan. Will eat anything she cooks. Loves flight of the Concords. Wears holes in his jeans. Quoting movies/shows/comedy routines. Can sing a wicked Rainy Day Woman. Always pinches back. Hates being away from his lady. Roughs up his Puppies.

One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.

—Gabourey Sidibe  (via thatkindofwoman)

What an incredible statement

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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

—Kurt Vonnegut (via lunaoki) (via lovealaska)

Good

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2012 we’ll miss you.

We had snow. Loads of it. We had rain. You gave us Vegas vacations, road trips through Canada, jobs out of town & new tattoos. I met my god puppies in person, hear about very exciting engagements!! Participated in a beautiful wedding. Drank vodka tonics & sat out by a fire pit. We ended jobs & started new ones. You showed our tiny town how spectacular my husband looks in a kilt and how even a frazzled little sister can make it {beautifully} on her own. We watched burlesque, Steve Martin, cirque & Miranda lambert to name a few. Ate lots of good food and sent out large amounts of snail mail. 2012 we’ll miss you but we’re excited to see what 2013 holds for us. Like always we’re planning to say good bye with a bang!

gq:

How to Survive Christmas
As Christmas rapidly approaches, many of you are dreading spending the holidays stuck in a house with your awful relatives. Your brother’s bringing his new girlfriend who has a cheek piercing and a kid 13 years younger than she is. Your aunt’s new husband is a registered sex offender with “DTF”’ tattooed on his neck. And your cousin who showed his penis to girls when you were kids is wearing a wizard hat. No matter how dreadful the situation, Jenny Johnson is here to help you get through Christmas:

Alcohol is a must. Hide bottles of your favorite alcohol in the bathroom, along with a phone charger, so that you can text the people you actually enjoy. And while I feel eggnog is basically alcoholic pancake batter, and seems like it’d be one hell of a mess if puked up, it still does the trick, so I’ll put aside my disdain if it’s your holiday drink of choice. 
Small talk with relatives can be brutal. The generic pleasantries shared between your 80-year old Nana and 15-year old niece are about as comfortable as watching your local news anchor chat with the meteorologist. Always try to avoid certain controversial topics like politics, death and fingering, they can sometimes make some people uneasy. 
If you have a fantasy football team, don’t talk about it at the dinner table as if you’re a real NFL team owner, you sound like a idiot. Oh and while you’re at it, take the cellphone holster off your belt loop. I doubt Mattress Firm will be having some sort of mattress emergency that requires your phone to be on your hip at all times.


Christmas is oh so soon

gq:

How to Survive Christmas

As Christmas rapidly approaches, many of you are dreading spending the holidays stuck in a house with your awful relatives. Your brother’s bringing his new girlfriend who has a cheek piercing and a kid 13 years younger than she is. Your aunt’s new husband is a registered sex offender with “DTF”’ tattooed on his neck. And your cousin who showed his penis to girls when you were kids is wearing a wizard hat. No matter how dreadful the situation, Jenny Johnson is here to help you get through Christmas:

  • Alcohol is a must. Hide bottles of your favorite alcohol in the bathroom, along with a phone charger, so that you can text the people you actually enjoy. And while I feel eggnog is basically alcoholic pancake batter, and seems like it’d be one hell of a mess if puked up, it still does the trick, so I’ll put aside my disdain if it’s your holiday drink of choice.
     
  • Small talk with relatives can be brutal. The generic pleasantries shared between your 80-year old Nana and 15-year old niece are about as comfortable as watching your local news anchor chat with the meteorologist. Always try to avoid certain controversial topics like politics, death and fingering, they can sometimes make some people uneasy.
     
  • If you have a fantasy football team, don’t talk about it at the dinner table as if you’re a real NFL team owner, you sound like a idiot. Oh and while you’re at it, take the cellphone holster off your belt loop. I doubt Mattress Firm will be having some sort of mattress emergency that requires your phone to be on your hip at all times.

Christmas is oh so soon

I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them, then tell me why they loved you. Tell me about a day in your life you didn’t think you’d live through. Tell me what the word “home” means to you and tell me in a way that I’ll know your mother’s name just by the way you describe your bed room when you were 8. See, I wanna know the first time you felt the weight of hate and if that day still trembles beneath your bones. Do you prefer to play in puddles of rain or bounce in the bellies of snow? And if you were to build a snowman, would you rip two branches from a tree to build your snowman arms? Or would you leave the snowman armless for the sake of being harmless to the tree? And if you would, would you notice how that tree weeps for you because your snowman has no arms to hug you every time you kiss him on the cheek? Do you kiss your friends on the cheek? Do you sleep beside them when they’re sad, even if it makes your lover mad? Do you think that anger is a sincere emotion or just the timid motion of a fragile heart trying to beat away its pain? See, I wanna know what you think of your first name. And if you often lie awake at night and imagine your mother’s joy when she spoke it for the very first time. I want you tell me all the ways you’ve been unkind. Tell me all the ways you’ve been cruel. See, I wanna know more than what you do for a living. I wanna know how much of your life you spend just giving. And if you love yourself enough to also receive sometimes. I wanna know if you bleed sometimes through other people’s wounds.

—Andrea Gibson  (via thatkindofwoman)

Beautiful words.

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dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
There will never be an age that I don’t need my mom…or her hand to hold.Love then, love now, love always,Sara

So beautiful. No words.

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
There will never be an age that I don’t need my mom…or her hand to hold.
Love then, love now, love always,
Sara

So beautiful. No words.

Bitter cold, then a spattering of snow, then warm weather with rain, makes for a dull drab December. Please fix this. As soon as possible!

Also today marks 20 days till the holiday.. Im not sure if my shopping is done.. but im trying to limit gifts this year, so that I AM doing well on… baking this weekend maybe… a little seester time with a holiday movie and hot chocolate are in store. yippie.

I was never into bond.. not by choice, I just hadn’t watched many. but I saw Skyfall twice in the last week and I can not get enough of Adele. This is making my week. 

modcloth:

Adelle August and Marylin Monroe in a set of Thanksgiving-themed photos. (via The Selvedge Yard)

Happy thanksgiving darlings

This thanksgiving week started off all Buisness, you know the deal.. Bills paid, post office, market, cleaning, work.. Yesterday I took it easy.. Had a mouth watering breakfast, baked thanksgiving pies & made Chanberries {friends fans.. You get it?} nice leisurely afternoon with my pups. Tonight my beard comes home & the seester is spending the night. We’ll be watching Charlie Brown & all the friends thanksgiving episodes {no one does a thanksgiving episode like friends!}.. We’ll eat a bit of pizza.. Make some rolls & enjoy ourselves. The holidays are the best times.. I do not care for these people who dislike them.. What are you crazy?

This thanksgiving week started off all Buisness, you know the deal.. Bills paid, post office, market, cleaning, work.. Yesterday I took it easy.. Had a mouth watering breakfast, baked thanksgiving pies & made Chanberries {friends fans.. You get it?} nice leisurely afternoon with my pups. Tonight my beard comes home & the seester is spending the night. We’ll be watching Charlie Brown & all the friends thanksgiving episodes {no one does a thanksgiving episode like friends!}.. We’ll eat a bit of pizza.. Make some rolls & enjoy ourselves. The holidays are the best times.. I do not care for these people who dislike them.. What are you crazy?